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50 Questions TAG

April 16, 2023 featured, Fun, Life

So, I haven’t done one of these in years, so thought it maybe fun just to answer one for people to get to know me a little better. Anyway, most of these questions are fucking retarded but here goes nothing I guess!

1. Where were you three hours ago?
At my computer desk

2. Who are you in love with?
Stephen Joell-Ireland

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, but I know someone who stuffed one in her snatch…yes Michelle, you know who u are - that’s one primary school memory i can’t rid myself of. CRAYOLA!!

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Hamsterball

5. When was the last time you went to the mall?
It’s called shopping centre and that’ll be this morning.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes

7. Do you have a car worth over $2000?
No, I don’t drive

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I said i don’t FUCKING DRIVE!

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Yes to see Source Code

10. Are you hot?
No, the temperature is ambient

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Dr Pepper Zero

12. What are you wearing right now?
Combat Jeans and a No Fear T-Shirt

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Do you suffer from short term memory loss?

14. Last food you ate?
Fish fingers & rice

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Down the pub getting hammered

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No

17. When was the last time you ran?
4 days ago

18. What was the last sporting event you watched?
Can’t remember, must have been pretty uneventful as I can’t remember it.

19. Your favorite animal?
Pug Dog

20. Your dream vacation?
E3 followed by Vegas followed by another weeks vacation to recuperate from the 24 hour gambling and gaming.

21. Last person’s house you were in?
My parents.

22. Worst injury you ever had?
Cracked open head

23. Have you been in love?
Yes

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
At this moment in time whilst you mention this question - my mind is distracted so no.

25. Last play you saw?
We Will Rock You

26. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
Spontoneity

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Relaunch the website I am posting this on.

28. Who is the last person to send you a facebook message or comment?
Oliver Joell

29. Next trip you are going to take?
No idea at the moment, concreted is a two week cruise in the med.

30. Ever go to camp?
Nope

31. Were you an honor student in school?
I think that must be an American thing!

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Whether the human populace did break the shackles of slavery to debt and whether the criminal UK, French & USA governments and bankers were brought to justice

33. Are you wearing perfume or cologne?
Right now, cologne

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor’s visit?
Not unless I get sick.

35. Where is your best friend?
In bed

36. How is your best friend?
He’s alright

37. Do you have a tan?
No

38. What are you listening to right now?
No Doubt - Only Sixteen

39. Do you collect anything?
Video Games and I started collecting Wrestling DVD’s

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My husband

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I think I was 15 for underage drinking.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes in the cinema, but I still prefer drinking from the bottle

43. What does your last text message say?
Can you buy bread, something for dinner tomorrow and two jacketed potatoes (NOTW won’t be hacking me anytime soon)

44. Do you like hot sauce?
I fucking love hot sauce, especially the one they serve with pizza at Fire & Stone

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Always

47. What is your heritage?
I don’t align myself with a heritage.

48. Are you someone’s best friend?
No idea

49. Are you rich?
Not in the slightest

50. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Watching the best of Wrestlemania DVD.

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