Craig Baker On March - 24 - 2011

Well folks, it your good ol’ pal Joker here again, but instead of bringing you another stellar review like the one i posted last night for Crysis 2, I instead come in a more somber note with some terrible news. Duke Nukem Forever has officially been delayd until June 14 (US) an June 10 (internationally). I for one am extremely pissed about this. Now I know a lot of you might be saying…”its been twelve years since the last Duke game, what’s another month?” Well kiddies I will tell you why. Duke was set to release on May 3rd, which just so happens to be my birthday. So for me personally it feels like Randy “Twat Face” Pitchford not only just stabbed the proverbial knife in my back but has taken it a step further by twisting the mother fucker deep into my tissue. But I digress, lets move on and continue the waiting game which has plagued my life up until this point. See the video below as Pitchford attempts to make a joke about the fact that the game has been delayed in order to soften the blow to fans…and let me tell you it didn’t fucking work.

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